So, uhhh....
JOLIO X RULLIET FTW??
How do I explain this...? Um, so, in English, we have this grade 12 guy, James, who comes and visits and bugs the teacher because he has a spare then. He drops in almost every day, and he's really funny. <3 So today, while the teacher was out making photocopies, he comes in and picks up a copy of Romeo and Juliet. He says it like "Jolio and Rulliet" so me and my friend are like, "HAHA LOL THAT SOUNDS LIKE TWO GUYS". So I grab a pencil and paper, and draw this crappy caricature of two guys making out on their wedding day. XD In little tuxes and bowties and everything. I show it to my friend, and we're all "ROFLCOPTER LOL". Then James leaves, and the teacher returns, saying "LOL HAY KIDS GUESS WHAT QUIZ TIEMZ." 

She starts passing out the quizzes and I, oh-so-discreetly, slip my drawing of Jolio and Rulliet in the desk. Just my luck -- I forgot my iPod on my desk, and the teacher is like, "Those don't look like cribnotes!" I put away my iPod -- but then (I swear I can hear Jaws music by now) she leans over, peers inside the desk, and...

...fishes out my drawing.

OF THE TWO MEN MAKING OUT. MY TEACHER. 
I start cracking up, the other kids are like, "Is she cheating??!" and the teacher smirks and says, "No. She's just dreaming." My friend is giggling a few desks away, but throughout the test, I can't take myself seriously. I keep laughing. 

Just the thought that my TEACHER has my "HOMOEROTICA" hostage... 

It's a good day.
HAPPY FRIDAY KIDS.