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So, uhhh....
JOLIO X RULLIET FTW??
How do I explain this...? Um, so, in English, we have this grade 12 guy, James, who comes and visits and bugs the teacher because he has a spare then. He drops in almost every day, and he's really funny. <3 So today, while the teacher was out making photocopies, he comes in and picks up a copy of Romeo and Juliet. He says it like "Jolio and Rulliet" so me and my friend are like, "HAHA LOL THAT SOUNDS LIKE TWO GUYS". So I grab a pencil and paper, and draw this crappy caricature of two guys making out on their wedding day. XD In little tuxes and bowties and everything. I show it to my friend, and we're all "ROFLCOPTER LOL". Then James leaves, and the teacher returns, saying "LOL HAY KIDS GUESS WHAT QUIZ TIEMZ."
She starts passing out the quizzes and I, oh-so-discreetly, slip my drawing of Jolio and Rulliet in the desk. Just my luck -- I forgot my iPod on my desk, and the teacher is like, "Those don't look like cribnotes!" I put away my iPod -- but then (I swear I can hear Jaws music by now) she leans over, peers inside the desk, and...
...fishes out my drawing.
OF THE TWO MEN MAKING OUT. MY TEACHER.
I start cracking up, the other kids are like, "Is she cheating??!" and the teacher smirks and says, "No. She's just dreaming." My friend is giggling a few desks away, but throughout the test, I can't take myself seriously. I keep laughing.
Just the thought that my TEACHER has my "HOMOEROTICA" hostage...
It's a good day.
HAPPY FRIDAY KIDS.
- Mood:
giggly
Comments
That's...awesome.
Teachers taping students to their chairs, jokes so bad they turn funny, totally spontaneous bursts of laughter, yawning and singing. (Often in that order.) We get a lot of freedom in class as well during group projects, so it's not unusual some students put up a hilarious play of one kind or another, or records a short movie. It is often incredibly fun to see the results. XD Just a couple of weeks ago two girls in my class finished their plaster figures in Art class-said figures we're male, and kind of on top of one another. XD My Social Studies teacher was all overly enthusiastic and insisted that we put it in the window to the hallway so everybody could see it. XD
I think this is mostly caused because many of my teachers have the worst sense of humour ever. 8D